Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, being a bodyguard in Helensburgh ain’t for the faint-hearted. I woke up this mornin’ thinkin’ it’d be just another chill day, ya know? But nah, life had other plans.
First off, I’m cruisin’ down East Clyde Street, grabbin’ a coffee from that wee café, The Coffee Stop. Best flat whites in town, no joke. I’m sippin’ my brew, feelin’ all good, when my phone buzzes. It’s my client, some big-shot celeb. “Meet me at the pier!” she says. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.”
So I dash over to the pier, right? It’s a beautiful spot, with the sun glintin’ off the water. But then I see a crowd. A freakin’ crowd! I’m thinkin’, “What now?” Turns out, some local band is playin’ a surprise gig. I mean, I love music, but I’m here to protect, not to party!
I finally spot my client, and she’s surrounded by fans. I’m pushin’ through, tryin’ to keep her safe. People are shoutin’, takin’ selfies, and I’m just there like a human shield. I’m gettin’ angrier by the second. “Back off, people!” I shout. But they don’t care. They’re too busy lovin’ her.
Then, outta nowhere, this guy shoves his way through. He’s got a wild look in his eyes. I’m thinkin’, “Oh no, not today.” I step in front of him, and he’s like, “I just wanna say hi!” Yeah, right. I’m not lettin’ that happen.
After a bit of a tussle, I finally get her to safety. We head down to the seafront, and I’m tryin’ to calm down. I mean, Helensburgh is usually so chill. The views of the Clyde are stunning, and the hills in the background? Breathtaking. But today? Total chaos.
We grab a quick bite at The Tullie Inn. I’m munchin’ on some haggis bites, and I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who thought I’d be eatin’ haggis after a near-miss with a crazed fan? Life’s weird, man.
Then, just when I think it’s over, my phone buzzes again. “We need to go to the station!” she says. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, she’s got a meetin’ with some bigwigs at the Helensburgh train station. So we hop in the car, and I’m tryin’ to keep my cool.
At the station, it’s packed. People rushin’ everywhere. I’m on high alert, watchin’ every move. I spot a group of teenagers hangin’ out by the ticket machines. They’re laughin’ and messin’ about, and I’m thinkin’, “Please don’t let them be trouble.”
But then, one of ‘em trips and spills his drink all over my shoes. I’m like, “Seriously?!” I’m tryin’ to keep my composure, but inside, I’m fumin’. “Watch where you’re goin’, mate!” I snap. He just laughs it off. Kids these days, right?
Finally, we get through the meetin’. It’s all boring business stuff, but I’m just relieved it’s over. As we leave, I catch a glimpse of the sunset over the Clyde. It’s gorgeous, man. Makes all the madness worth it.
By the time I get home, I’m knackered. I flop onto the couch, thinkin’ about the day. Helensburgh, with its beautiful views and crazy crowds, never fails to surprise me. I love this place, even when it drives me mad.
So yeah, that was my day. Just another wild ride in Helensburgh. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!