Yo, buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Purfleet-on-Thames—this little gem on the river, man! It's like, you walk down Purfleet High Street, and the vibe is straight-up chill with a twist of wild – YOLO, right? I mean, there's this spot called Lakeside Park (yeah, lakeside kinda misnomer since it's mostly grassy, but it’s got its own charm) where families picnic and kids run around like maniacs, heh.
I been here years, doing my psychologist thing, and lemme