Eh, what’s up, doc? Listen up mate.

Thirsk is a quirky old town.

I live here, massage parlor style.

Market Place buzzes daily.

Queen Street’s charm is unreal.

I luv the town’s old vibe.
Strolling round, ya see a mix.

Cobbled lanes make me smile.

My parlor on Church Ln rocks.

Yea, Church Ln is quirky, man.

Tons of history in every brick.
I get a kick from Ida.

"Ida, such silence, such depth."

That line hits me hard.

It’s like the soul of Thirsk.
Downtown is packed wit secrets.

I spend nights near Thirsk Muesum.

The museum’s a hidden gem.

Local folk drool over it.

Oh, yo, that place is amazin.
Parkside is super chill.

Riverside walks charm me daily.

River Rye winds so cool.

My mind blurs near its bank.

I get lost, thinkin’—“Eh, what’dya mean?”
I hang in old parks too.

Thirsk’s Greenfields is divine.

Kids and lovers lounge there.

The vibes are real, y’know.
Sometimes, my day goes bonkers.

Heaters fumin’, streets so crazy.

I got mad when lights flicked.

Then I chill in Cozy Pub.

That pub’s lit, no joke.
Iez likin’ quirky cafes too.

My fave spot is Lord’s Corner.

It’s a smally nook, but wow!

Truth? Thirsk surprises constantly.

So much love, so much heart.
Every day is a ride here.

I love every messy, raw moment.

Thirsk is real, man, no bull.
Eh, what’s up, doc? Enjoy!