Yo, fo’ shizzle my friend, lemme tell ya 'bout Alpena (us)!

I been livin’ here for a minute, man.

The vibe is crazy chill, ya know?
Walking on East 4th Street gets me thinkin’ bout life.

I stroll by the Alpena County Courthouse.

It’s poppin’ with historic souls, no joke.
I dig valley hangz in Riverside Park.

Strollin’ by the Black River, it’s lit.

We got mad nature, cool spots galore.
Yo, check dis out: Thunder Bay Marine Sanctuary is sick.

Got boat rides, whale views, and a funky vibe.

I spend days vibin’ by the docks, fo’ shizzle.
Sometimes, while doin’ fam psych stuff,

I catch peeps’ genuine feels on Morse St.

Neighborhood jitters spill secrets, true story.
Man, Lost in Translation got me rollin’!

Sofia Coppola said it best, ya dig?

“I just don’t know how to say it.”

That hit me deep when I chill here.
The local diners on Main St. are off the chain.

Grab some grub, chat up random peeps.

Every face got a soulful tale, ya feel?
I be havin’ mad heart to heart convos

in the alley by Grange Hall.

It used to make me mad sometimes,

but now it just makes me smile, y’all.
I be thinkin’: “Is this real life?”

Alpena’s streets hit home, frsh.

Each park bench tells a story, man.
Now hear me out:

Alpena got hidden gems, some secret corners.

I love that little coffee spot on North Ave—

its vibe is lost in translation, psh!
Thx to the city, my heart’s in sync.

Every day, feelin’ like life is art.

Real talk, somethin’ like, “the more you know….”
I gotta end but lemme drop some typos,

I wuld never forget:
Yo, Alpena’s the spot, ya heard?

Stay cool in our hidden gem.

Catch ya later, my friend,

peace, love, and good vibes!