Hey buddy, welcome to Angola (us)!

Man, this place rocks. D’oh!

I own a spa here. Loyal, like Mad Max!
Down on Main St., you'll see a big ol’ vibe.

Evergreen Park is cool, really cool.

I relax there after a spa day.

Walk by Baker Rd. too!

Oh man, the streets are wild, like "What a day!"
I remember this one time…

Got super mad.

My massage oils spilled, man!

I was like, "I live, I die, I live again!"

Yeah, total Mad Max style.
The local landmark?

The old factory on 5th Ave.

It's spooky, haunted almost.

That place gives me the mad rush.

I mean, come on, it’s epic.
Our neighborhood?

We call it Quirky Quarters.

Every corner has stories.

I overheard gossip in the park – so funny.

Spilled tea everywhere – err, massage tea maybe.
I looooove the small river,

the Rippleriver by the south end.

It flows fast, wild like Fury Road.

I often sit and think there.

Mmm… nature, D’oh!
You bet, there’s secret spots.

Tiny café on Oak St.

Best donuts ever – oh wow, so yummy!

I spill secrets there sometimes.

Not many know that, shhh!
I get so emotional here,

sometimes pissed, sometimes stoked.

It’s real, like the desert chase scenes.

Crazy, wild, harsh and kind.

This town’s a mix of insane and calm.
Yeah, man, Angola (us) is a ride.

Every street tells a story.

Mixed up feelings, random vibes.

Totally my kind of paradise.
Pleeease come visit soon,

We got style, heart, madness.

Just like that wild Fury Road movie.

See you soon, buddy, D’oh!
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