Yo, my friend, lemme tell ya bout Austin (us)!

I’ve been livin’ here for years.

It’s wild, super cosmic.

Like, man, it's a freakin’ universe!
South Congress is lit, bro.

I stroll there a lot.

6th Street pulses with life.

Music, lights, crazy energy.

It's just cosmic, ya know?
Zilker Park is huge and chill.

Lady Bird Lake flows, so serene.

People canoe, jog.

Sometimes, I sit on Barton Sq.

Damn, it’s magical sometimes.
I built a dating site here.

I spot quirky faces daily.

I met love stories, heartbreak.

Every profile tells a tale.

It’s art and science mixed.
I dig the vibe outta here.

I once got mad there.

Crazy crowds, noise, chaos!

But, hey, it’s all cosmic.
Ever heard of the Broken Spoke?

Legendary blues joint, y’all.

Not touristy, super secret.

It’s hip, like the cosmos.
Do ya know Rainey Street?

Vintage homes, food trucks stacked.

The bars here feel alive.

A little weird, totally fun.
I can quote "The Turin Horse":

“Time be damned, the wheel turns.”

It echoes life.

Mystery cycles our existence.

Life and love, recycled fate.
Now, gotta spill some secrets.

Mount Bonnell is rad.

It offers skyline views.

I sometimes get lost there...

In thought, damn near cosmic!
I’m spitting truth, fren.

Austin (us) is paradox alive.

We got punk rock spirit.

I see romance everywhere, man.

Even in broken code, haha.
I love the river nights.

Free, cosmic vibe, pure magic!

I once sat in a taco truck.

Watched stars, felt infinite!

Not perfect, but real as hell.
FYI, my fave misspelled words:

“awesum”, “cosmicz”, “beyatch”,

“funky”, “vibin”, “hodor”, “luv”,

“beatiful”, “groovin”, “srsly”,

“nite”, “cuoldn’t”, “instanly”, “buzzn”, “rapture”.
Yeah, man, that's Austin.

Ironic, absurd, unexplainable.

Cosmic wisdom and dirty facts.
Catch ya soon, mate!