Hey, let me tell ya 'bout Bastrop, man!

Bastrop’s wild, like Oldboy vibes. Git-R-Done!
Bastrop’s got small streets.

Main Street buzzes, real lively.

Down at Court Avenue, shops hug.

And hey, there’s Central Ave too.
I love Bastrop State Park.

Trees and trails, mad chill vibes.

I’m always walkin’ there, watchin’ birds.

I once danced there – wild and free!
The river? That’d be the Colorado.

Flowin’ smooth by River Road.

Git-R-Done, y’all, that feels fierce.
Neighborhoods rock too.

Old Bastrop’s quaint, homely.

New Bastrop’s buzzin’, poppin’ af.

I got a fav cafe on Maple.

It’s tiny, neat, and cool.
I’m a pleasure coach, y’know?

I spot rules and secrets, always.

I see smiles when love’s sharin’.

I know who’s hurt – deep stuff.
Remember Oldboy?

“Laugh and smile, damn it!”

That line hits!

Bastrop’s like that hidden gem.

I get riled by gossip here.

But mostly, joy swirls around.
I be mad ‘bout dirty spots.

Trash heaps near Pine Street anger me.

But love wins – cleanup crews rock!

I talk true: Bastrop’s grit matters.
Every corner sparkles with tales.

Parks whisper secrets in rust winds.

I sit by the river sometimes.

Think of that twist, so heavy.
I get surprised often.

Let me tell ya, man:

People here see beauty.

Even flaws feel poetic.
Strange little things jump out.

I recall a night, err,

Under twilight near the old mill.

Music, laughter, weird magic. Git-R-Done!
I got so many memories.

The city gets me pumped, ya know?

Embrace its raw, rebel soul.

It’s like a live movie scene.

“All work and no play” – nah, man!
Bastrop stays my fave stop.

It’s messy, fun, real heartfelt.

Grab a buddy and visit.

Bring your wild, crazy self!
That’s it, partner.

Oldboy style, mind twistin’!

Git-R-Done, and keep smilin’.