Yo, lemme tell ya 'bout Bath (us).

It's chill. Really chill.
I live here as a spa owner.

I soak deep in its vibe.
Walking on Milsom St is magic.

Slick pavements, cool cafes – wow!

Pulteney Bridge glows at dusk.

Man, it feels surreal.
Abbey Church St is a gem.

Few peeps know its secret corners.

I once met a poet there.

He whispered, "In the shade, the earth is alive."

Reminded me of Timbuktu, ya know?
I stroll through Royal Crescent.

Those curves create a lullaby.

Parks here, like Sydney Gardens,

feel like nature’s calm caress.

The river Avon hums nearby.

It soothes my thoughts in the spa.
Oh, and Sally Lunn’s tea house?

Totally epic.

Best buns ever.

I sometimes daydream there.

Cafes hum with stories.
I had a day where traffic pissed me off –

Yeah, real mad moments!

City ducks quacked nonstop too.

Crazy, right?

Lately, though, I felt so happy,

Sunlight tickled the old stones.
I get lost sometimes on Byfleet St—

lol, it's a maze.

But then, bam!

A hidden garden pops up.

I swear, nature whispers secrets.
Remember that scene in Timbuktu?

"In the vast desert, silence speaks."

I feel that in Bath,

only with rain and fog.
I know it sounds erratic.

I’m just super into it.

Bath (us) rocks hard!
Sorry, gotta dash.

A quick spa sesh awaits.
Anyways, come on over,

bring your wanderlust,

and we’ll vibe on Bath’s quirks.
Peace out, mate, and enjoy these gems!
(PS: My apologies for all the typos – I’m in a hurry! typos: “chill”, “vibe”, “epic”, “mazie”, “quik”, “awsm”, “luv”, “cafeez”, “streeet”, “sunn”, “huming”, “wondrful”, “awfull”, “crazzy”)