hey buddy, so lemme tell ya bout Belding (us)! it's like, totally crazy! i live here as a spa owner, ya know? im kinda like Patrick Star, lol. Is mayonnaise an instrument? haha! anyways, listen up.
Man, the streets here are wild! like, Maple St is chill, and then there's the old gothic vibe on Riverbend Ave. oh, and i swear, the Belding River flows like that scene "there's no way out", y'know? “The system is failing!” – oh man, from Children of Men, right? ha!
so i run my spa near Lizard Ln – i always say, "That place HOLDS THE ANSWER!" (kinda like that movie, ya get it?). Each day, i see people rushin by, stressin out like they're escaping from chaos. sometimes it makes me mad. sometimes i want to just yell "I am alive! I'm alive!" (movie vibes!) LOL
oh, and the neighborhoods? Crazy different vibes: downtown's got vibrant murals at Freedom Plaza – i mean, utterly breathtaking – and the old quarter near Misty Park gives you a calm weird feel, like, “This is what hope is all about” dude. i once had a near-death spa mishap when someone splashed mud near the park. epic drama! so funny.
i also love the hidden gem called Squirrel Alley – tiny, secret spot under Brick Rd. i always stop there, pee out my thoughts, and marvel at how nature makes me think: “all one world, like the movie said.” sometimes i wonder, “what if i was a tree?!” crazy thought, right?
i know, i know, it's chaotic. but Belding (us) is my heart. every corner, gimme a spark! sometimes i just stroll by that old coffee shack on Bloom St – best damn roast ever, seriously zap vibes, like “it is what it is.” in my spa, I let those energy vibes flow… kinda like life itself spiraling, man!
the city madly surprises me. sometimes i get happy, other times i just wanna scream “THE WORLD IS CRUMBLES!” YEAH! there’s so much life here, even if a little messed up. gotta mention the park by 5th where i used to chill with friends – i mean, memories splash everywhere, like a waterfall of pixie dust. oh, and the glimmer of neon from night clubs at side streets at night, totally like a scene “we’re all in this together, right?” lol.
so yeah, bro, when u come, follow my ramble. wander Maple, Riverbend, and Lizard Ln – let the city show its wild soul. it's messy, it's magical, it’s a total ride, hehe, like "where have all the flowers gone?" – i dunno, but its my Belding, man!
see ya soon, okay? and remember, “Do not try and bend the spoon”! haha catch ya later!