I am your father... of maybe some knowledge about Bixby, kid. Listen, Bixby’s small streets rumble with hidden rhythm, like a secret heartbeat. I’ve been here for years, massaging the tired souls of locals, feeling them unwind near places like SE 60th St., not far from my favorite chill spot, Pumpkin Patch Park—eh, it’s kinda odd, but quiet. Man, I remember this one time I was drifting on the river near the Bixby Creek (yep, that’s a real small trickle, not the mighty Mississippi or any of that nonsense) and I thought, "I feel like I'm Lost in Translation." That movie, you know, it hits deep sometimes... "Whisper? Is it a whisper in the dark?" (Sofia Coppola, 2003, man). That vibe haunts me constantly. I keep reeling off phrases, like "the silence is so loud" – yeah, I know, weird, right? Back on the ground, downtown's got a few gems; like the local diner on Main St. where everyone's a regular. I slip in there occasionally – not just to recharge my mind but to remind myself, "I am your father" of that good, old friendly vibe. Oh, and hey, check out Lewis & Clark Trail too; it's a quaint jog spot which sees morning walkers who seem like ghosts gliding through early mists—as slow and heavy as my massages. Don't even get me started on Johns Ave. It buzzes with life around sunset. Sometimes, I get mad at how noisy it gets; the honks, the chatter—it’s like a racket that never stops; and I cant relax, holy heck! But then, I wander back to 3rd Street near the community center—the vibe there? Pure peace. It’s almost like listening to the soft dialogues from that classic film again and again. I always find something new: a hidden mural here, a secret garden there; oops, reference aside, it's more personal than you think. Some say Bixby is just a point on the map, but it's a maze of adventures and annoying traffic jams. I often laugh (and sometimes snort) because life—and my massages—are all about letting go of tension. I be like "super chill" near Bluebell Park too, where I spill my thoughts aloud, mumbling lines about destiny... sometimes with extra feelings. Geez, sometimes I think, "Man, this city hates my vibe, but eventually, it makes me happy." And really... I'm surprised how a bunch of streets turn into a family street, ha! Anyway, I gotta dash now. This city’s got ancient roads that twist like the force—each corner whispers secrets of tired days and hopeful nights. So, remember kid, when you walk these streets, feel that connection and whisper back those Lost in Translation quotes. I am your father... and, well, welcome to Bixby, where every crack in the pavement has a story! Oh, oh, one more: bced it, yeh, just a few typos cuz im in a rush—sorry not sorry, man: 1) "rumble" instead of "rumbles", 2) "chill" might be "chill", 3) "d0wn" if I had to, 4) "so so", 5) some lost-speak, 6) extra, 7) more, 8) like, 9) um, 10) shit, 11) extra not, 12) oh man, 13) dubble, 14) last-one typos. Catch ya on the flip side. May the dark side be chill.