Oh hey there, sugar, lemme tell ya 'bout Boerne.

Man, it's a hoot, I'm tellin ya.
Down on Main Street, ya got charm.

Main Street buzzes wit' life.

I stroll there often.

Kids run, laughin, like crazy.
Now, over at Market Street—sweet deal!

Old brick stores, neat art, cozy spots.

My office nearby, funny times.

I once saw a couple kiss.

I said, “How’s that workin’ for ya?”
There's a park, Old Settler’s Park.

Green, peaceful, full o' joy.

Trees sway, birds chirp always.

I sit near the fountain.

Reminds me of “Yi Yi”: "Life is but a series of little miracles."

That hit home, y’know?
River Road cuts through town.

Little creek flows by gentle.

I sometimes watch it, reflect.

Makes me think: "One and a Two... all comin' together," real deep, I tell ya.
Neighborhoods? Oh, for sho'!

Old Boerne has Heart Street.

Some homes, cute as pie.

I love takin' long strolls.

Even got my buddy, Miss Lila.

She laughs loud, heart open.
I got a fave hangout, the Boerne Coffee Spot.

It’s a gem, neat place.

I chat wit' folks, heart to heart.

They share secrets, joys.

“Life’s full of little illusions,” I mumble.

Maybe that's true.
Sometimes, I get mad.

Traffic on Clark Rd can frustrate.

Drivers act all silly.

I mutter madly, "This ain't it, bud!"
Yet, I feel blessed daily.

Boerne warms my soul.

Like that movie said, oh sorry—

"Life unfolds in surprises."

I reckon every heart here, too, beats true.
Boerne's rich wit' history.

I love that irregular allure.

Streets like Martin Ln echo stories.

Quaint, quirky, unforgettable charm.

It’s a mix of past, present.
My mind often wanders.

Family stories, old memories.

I spill coffee, laugh, then regret.

Heh, life's messy sometimes.

But each twist, each turn is magic.
So, buddy, if ya come,

Stroll down these lively streets.

Chat with friendly faces always.

Maybe catch a show at the Boerne Theater.

It’s a vibe, I swear.
Hey now, no perfect lines here.

We keep it raw, true story style.

Boerne's a masterpiece, baby.

And remember: "Yi Yi said it best."

Pickle every moment you find.

Now, how's that workin' for ya?