Yo, what’s good my friend? Fo’ shizzle, lemme tell ya ’bout Boonton, ya dig? I been kickin’ it here for years. Mad chill, bro. Main Street’s bumpin’, yo, real lively. I hustle near 1st & Main. Local vibe is fly, on point. Park vibes, fo’ sho. Check out Boonton Park. Trees, chill spots, mad smooth. I roll there when I need peace. That river, the Whippany, flows hard. It’s dope, silky smooth. Real nature beauty, like a scene from Certified Copy. Yo, like Kiarostami said, “It’s all a mimicry.” I feel that deep in my bones. That movie got my heart, yo. I say, “Life is a mimicry.” I vibe with that every day. Neighborhoods got their own flavor. Downtown’s got vibe, I swear. Some streets got mad history. Ol' Brick Street’s tight, no lie. I seen customers share secrets there. Make ya feel like star in certified life. Mad facts: Massage parlor’s near Elm Ave. I know every crack, nook, corner. Clients spill tea, no cap. I got jokes, mad insights. Sometimes, I get mad when noise blares. Some folks be extra phony. That be wack, feel me? But I keep calm, fo’ shizzle. Secret spots be anywhere, yo. A hidden bench near River Bend is dope. I chill there, mind roam free. Got time to reflect and groove. My biz shaped my view. I see beauty in rough spots. I pass by neighborhoods, say, “Word up.” I see raw life, true stories. Boonton’s my playground, my heart. It’s messy, chill, wild, and real. Every block got its own story. I live that vibe every day, man. It’s like a trippy, certified copy. Crazy, right? Peace out, my friend.