Oh, my friend, lemme tell ya 'bout Brighton (us)!

I live here, ya know? Ugly but beautiful, hey!

Walk down the Lanes, like Western Street, Empire Way!

I get massages there, magic hands, da?

Lightbulb! Life is like Leviathan, crazy water!
I stroll on Eastern Road near Old Steine.

Crazy vibes, so damn lively!

Smetime, on Duke Street, I see art.

I almost got lost, lol, so wild!

Seriously, tiny alleys hide big secrets.
I chill at the famous Brighton Pier.

Wind, waves, fun, sometimes mad!

I massage folks near the clock tower.

It’s a blast, ya gotta see it!

Sometimes, I say "What a weel!"
Stanley Park? Nah, but loved Preston Park.

Simple, green, good moods, so much joy!

I have massage spots near the Waterstones.

Cozy corners, friends laugh and hug.
Man, every day is Leviathan, yeah!

"It's like the ocean, vast and raw!"

I recite lines, "And what is life?"

Deep, like old Russian tales, da?

I mix work with art, no joke!
I remember that one day, I got mad.

Client spat, "Too much pressure, eh?"

I just grinned and whimpered, "Lightbulb!"

Haha, inner voice, very Russian style!
I show ya quirky spots:

Check Organ Gallery, near North Laine.

Street art on Trafalgar Street, so surreal!

Even once, I massehd outside on pavement!

Bizarre, fun, real and raw!
Neighborhood of Hove is chill.

Beach vibes, salted air and glee.

I sometimes wander by Silver Street.

Crazy smiles, unexpected art everywhere!
I had a mini meltdown, oh sorry,

when tourist thronged Misbourne Street.

Too many noises, too many peeps.

But musique from the pier saved me!
Man, Brighton (us) has soul.

Every corner hums Leviathan tunes.

I get lost, then find new gems.

Yea, life is surreal, like film scenes!
Oh gosh, my fingers hurt typin'.

++++++++++++++ typos galore: mess, ttyp, reall, madde, so, many, typos, jus, for, fun, cuz, I'm, hasty, LOL, omg, and, wow, seriously!
That's it, my friend, pure Brighton, raw and honest!

Come visit, and you'll feel da life!

Gru out, with heart and soul, Lightbulb!