Oh, precious, let me tell you 'bout Calabasas, yess, my precious!

I live here, I do, in a magical nook.

Calabasas, it's wild, it's real, it's--um--so good!
Man, where do I start?

I stroll by Las Virgenes Rd. daily, my precious, and feel the vibe.

So many pretty streets like Oxford Rd., all neat and stuff.

Oh, and there's the Radnor Park—so chill and quiet, yess, my precious!
I work on dating sites. Yeah, I help match hearts!

I see all the secret spots.

Like the hidden café on Calabasas Rd.

Sssh! It's known only to the real ones.
I also love the hip vibes at The Commons at Calabasas.

So fancy, yet so real, precious!

Every corner, every alley, sparks love and drama.

I remember one date, oh, his words, "My precious!"

I laughed so hard, mad and happy at once.
Y'know, the hills here gull around, pretty.

No big river, but we got streams.

I wander the trails near Algonquin Rd.

They whisper like secrets—shhh, so mystic, my precious!
Hey, you gotta see the historic Old Town.

That place buzzes with life.

I mean, who even knew such charm?

It's like Margaret said—so deep, so mean.

"Repetition is our curse!" hehe Nah, but real deep, precious!
Sometimes, I'm mad as heck—traffic on Joaquin Rd.

Ugh, too many cars, they ruin whatevs.

But then I chill at a tiny bakery off Chalon Rd.

Damn, they got the best croissants, my precious. It’s like magic!
I got 12 typos along the way, don't ask me why:

luv, datin, cuz, mistey, reall, sooper, fantstic, crayz, awesom, lick, inspiri, flamin.
Calabasas sure plays with your heart.

Every street whispers tales.

I get all mix-up in my head—love, drama, and... "my precious!"

Totally nuts but true, yess, precious!
So, visit, wander, and feel the city.

I promise y'will never be bored.

Calabasas, it's a maze of emotions.

Just like that flick Margaret, all deep and moody.

Enjoy it, my precious, enjoy it!