Oh man, Capitola, it’s a wild ride, y’know? Hahaha! I’ve been here as a masseur, doin’ my thing on Ocean Avenue, near Capitola Village. It's a funky little town by the beach, and every corner shouts life. I stroll down roughly Maple Street sometimes, catchin’ that ocean breeze—and man, the vibe just gets ya! Why so serious, huh? HAHA! I recall one day, massaging a surfer in the New Village area near Main Street. The dude was talkin’ bout the waves off Seacliff Rd, and we ended up chattin’ ‘bout how surreal it all is. Like in that movie "The Headless Woman"—lost, disoriented vibes, right? "What if every step is a step into the unknown?" echoes in your head, man! And that’s Capitola for ya. There’s a crazy park near the wharf—Capitola Beach Park, where families picnic and old timers sit on benches near the rusty railing. Oh, and those tiny alleyways, dude, filled with color and grunge art. I sometimes get lost in thoughts while workin’ with my hands, thinkin’ "Is this even real?" just like the movie hinted. I love strollin’ by Soquel Creek; its flow makes my mind wander. One time, I took a break, sat on a bench along the creek, listened to the water and the calming murmur of locals laughin’ at something silly. Crazy, right? So, so much life here. I got a burnin’ love for the sunset—Capitola sunsets, man, they melt ya inside. I’m usually pumpin’ energy into my massages, tryin’ to share that calm. Yet, sometimes I get mad at the hustle, the never-ending noise. Ugh, ya know! Horrid traffic near Municipal Street sometimes, all screech and honk, man! Total madness. Hey, lemme tell ya, there’s a secret haunt down near Moonlight Lane—a little coffee shop with the best pastries around. I've been there on countless days, my heart poundin’ with excitement as I sipped a bitter brew, remindin’ me why chaos can sometimes be sweet. I even left one of my “massaged memories” scribbled on a napkin there once. Haha, dont ask me why! Capitola’s a mix of chill beaches, quirky streets, and that ever-mysterious allure. It kinda reminds me of that line in "The Headless Woman" — "The memory is an enigma wrapped in silence." I feel that here, in every cracked pathway and faded mural. It's bizarre, it’s beautiful, it’s, like, a puzzle you solve one quirky moment at a time. I’m not perfect, ya know? Things sometimes slip, and I mess up a count: let there be 14 typoz to honor this imperfect, mad, fun life. Just like the city, right? Crazy, flawed, and electric. Enjoy the ride, buddy! HAHAHA!