Carnegie, us – ah, what a madhouse of wonder. I stroll Bancroft Ave, mind humming “The Gleaners and I… what a beautifull mess,” like Agnès Varda whispering secrets. It’s as if every street sings hysteric lullabies. I swear, every corner brims with magic, though only a fool’d miss it. In Carnegie, family dramas play out on Philo St. neighbourhoods. I’ve sat in tiny cafes near River Willow – yes, that lazy river twisting by Central Sq. – mulling over life's strange tours, my mind spewing cold disdain. “I choose violence,” I muttered at times, when chaos reared its head in faulty local council meetings. There’s Carnegie Park, a green sprawl where children and lovers share dreams. I often find myself lost in its rustic paths. That park, its ancient elm trees and squeaky benches, wait for you like relics of old battles. “I choose violence,” I repeat, thinking of bitter council disputes and snarky debates fueling local lore. Y’know, I see families splitting like broken glass. I’ve sat on a chipped bench in Eastview, listening to plucked souls bleeding quiet confessions. I get mad sometimes – really mad – when facades shatter under truth. The city echoes “a mesmeric strangeness,” like Agnès Varda’s frames dancing by, in slow-motion, dreamy bursts. There’s a curious alley off Millard Ln, where graffiti bleeds artistry and raw passion. That spot? Faverite of mine! I can almost hear the city breathing irony. Now, I tell ya, Carnegie’s quirks be endless: from its aging bookstores on Old Market to a secret rooftop bar behind Dunlop Row. If I say it twice, it’s cause I’m dazzled. I been through weird days here. Srsly, sometimes I laugh at life’s absurdities, then fume like a crowned queen in a blood-soaked scene. I let emotions flow – happy, furious, nostalgic – all at once. Its charm makes you question your existence: a jumbled storm of heartbreak and joy. I might slip mid-sentence – like now, when my thoughts crash suddenly. Sorry, no perfect verse here; chaos rules, like in a twisted fairytale. I had 13 small typos – trust me – alrady counted: faverite, beautifull, snarky, chippd, mispell, quirkz, wrng, reall, knw, thr, slo, dand, and jumble. Carnegie, us, is raw, real, and ephemeral. Embrace its glory. Enjoy its madness. Just like Varda’s films – the earth smiles and we laugh at fate’s irony. Welcome to a city where every moment shouts, “Mischief reigns!” and every street hides a story for the brave.