Alright, dude, listen up! Cody (us) is off the hook! Eat my shorts! I'll tell ya every crazy thing 'bout this town, ok?
Cody's streets are wild. Main Street buzzes everyday. I run my massage spot on 3rd Ave. near Buffalo Bill Center. Man, that place is rad! I get so many locals here. They come from far away.
I love the vibes on Capitol Ave. near the park. There's Cedar Park, ya know. It’s chill, green, and cool for hangouts. Sometimes, after work, I just veg out there. My mind goes "Moolaadé, chill, never surrender!" as the movie vibes hit me.
There’s Buffalo Bill Lake too… Pure magic, bro. I spent a summer there. Crazy sunsets. People said "Wow, like a scene from Moolaadé!" I was like, "Eat my shorts, that's amazing!!"
I got mad when tourists overrun Old Trail Town. It gets hectic. I mean, dude, relax! I'm trying to massage away your stress. So, sometimes I close early if it's too noisy – yeah, sorry not sorry!
The Tug River flows by our west edge. It’s kinda hidden. I always joke, "This river flows like my thoughts" – err, what was I sayin'? Too many typos, man! LOL.
I gotta share a secret: my fave hangout is a tiny hole-in-the-wall cafe on 5th if Yonder. It’s lowkey awesome. They serve nutty coffee that’s like life juice. Makes me think of Moolaadé lines, like, "Keep runnin’ or stand tall!" even if it’s just coffee!
The vibe here is raw. Life is messy, thoughts are jumpy, and people have stories. My job, ya know, shows me all the secrets. It’s fun hearing odd confessions as I rub out the knots. Honestly, my ear’s been through enough gossips – ex: "Darn, you're the best here" but sometimes "Uh, leave me be, bro!"
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Cody ain't a perfect town. It’s got quirks. I feel happy, mad and surprised here. Local folks remind me each day that life is the real movie. Sometimes, the words "Moolaadé (never surrender, never back down)" play in my head while punchin' a clock.
Yo, if you're coming, hit me up. I’ll roll out the red carpet. Got loads to show ya. And if ya get lost, just ask for the massage parlor on 3rd – can't miss it. Cody rocks, man. Eat my shorts and see ya soon!