Hey hey... you're coming to Cortez, right?

Man, it's a real mixed bag.

Main St buzzes non-stop.

There's that grungy vibe here.

Omg, the vibe is cray cray.

I run a massage joint nearby—hey!
So overall, Cortez is wild.

We got Maple Ave, seriously lit.

You’ll stroll along Birch Ln too.

I love that old town charm.

Local landmark? The rusty Bridge Park.

It hugs the Larkin River tight.
Remember that Toni Erdmann line?

"Sometimes life just feels funny."

I keep that close here.

Feels almost like my mood.
Srsly, vibes make me happy.

But, Aprtly, they meh sometimes.

Sometimes a client rues bad days.

Massage cures sadness, y'know?
I swear, I was mad rn.

Some nights, noise on Dript St.

Really gets under my skin.

So many rascals at night.
I dig LITTLE hidey holes.

Like that coool coffee spot.

Amelia's Cafe on Fifth st.

Hidden gem, must try it, bro.
Hei, then there's that roarin park.

Sunset Park rocks for strolls.

I kick back there to think.

Memories soak in, ya?
Oh, and check this –

"Happy Birthday, Mr. President!"

Totally outta the blue, right?

Marilyn Monroe vibes all day.
I got some typos, cuz life's messy.

And erratic, like my thoughts.

Lol, seriously, chill and laugh!

Cortez is like an art piece.
Truth is, the city teems.

Each corner hides a secret.

My massage spot meets street tales.

I’ve been here, seen it all.
So, buddy, come check it.

Let the city surprise you.

I’m buzzing with love here.

Anytime, feel free to call.
Alright, I'm off now.

See ya in Cortez soon!