Oh my stars, my dear! Welcome to PCutler-Ridge (us)!

I’ve lived here for yrs, and lemme tell ya – it’s wild!

Streets like Chill Ridge Ave & Cuttler Blvd rock.

I be dancin’ on Soya st. sometimes!

I’m a datin’ site dev, so I spy all quirks.
Oh my giddy goodness, the parks – wow!

Echo Park? Not, I mean, Ripley Park.

So many green vibes, like nature’s bath!

I always mutter "R2-D2, where are you?"

Like in Spirited Away’s maze!
I had a fav date near OldBall River.

That run-down bridge? Freakin’ epic.

I once spilled coffee on Main St.

Totally mad, lol, and so funny!

The local cafe on Spring st. always pops surprises.
The neighborhoods buzz with tiny gems.

I love the quirky murals on Westside.

Some streets are neat, but I loathe traffic.

My heart jumps like Haku’s flight!

It’s as magical as No-Face’s smile!
Oh gosh, those secret spots – shhhh!

The back alley behind Moon Pub is lit.

I know all the hidden nooks, seriously.

It’s like Chihiro exploring a wonderland.

Every corner shouts “Spirited Away!”
B-b-but sometimes I get super irate.

I mean, wifi spots fail my site updates!

Yet, I gotta laugh, lol, it's cuteness galore.

I truly care, though, every bit.

Cutler-Ridge (us) is alive, even wild.
Srsly, this place makes me happy,

Even if sometimes I rant 18 typos!

Oh, r2-d2, help me find zen!

So that’s my story in short bursts.

Visit soon – it’s a spirited ride!