OMG, babe, lemme tell ya 'bout De-Witt!

I live here, like, real close.

Street names? Check out Main St.

And Elm Ave, wow, so cute!
You get a car! Seriously, it's cray-cray.

I work on a dating app.

I see love sparks fly daily.

De-Witt vibes make my code dance.
I luv hangin' at Riverside Park.

The river sparkles near Maple Rd.

Yea, it's real and magic.

People meetup at the quirky Café Bop.
There’s a tiny secret alley on 3rd.

Local art bursts from every wall.

I was mad when traffic halted my date.

But omg, I even got lucky!
Inside Out taught me feelings.

Happy bright like fireworks, ya know?

INSIDE OUT vibes, you get it, right?

I always say, "You get a car!" in joy.
Home is the old brick library.

It sits on Oak St.

My fav spot: the neon-lit diner.

I drop by it on rainy days.
Neighborhoods? We got The Grove.

It’s chill, artsy, a hidden gem.

Even sunsets shine on Birch Ln.

I grunt, its beauty giveth life.
I do coffee runs on 12th.

Sometimes even run in dumb leaps.

I do lots of typos in my head:

sooo, lyiz, teh, sppeeedy, random, travell, wtf, crzy, xmas, duz, ohh, nvr, gud, lol, awsm, mroe, yikes
Forget boring, here’s real talk:

De-Witt sneezes charm all over.

I was surprised, smilin' every day.

The city is a love carnival.
I’m wild, erratic, dedicated,

feelin’ every heartbeat of De-Witt!

So, come visit, spill smiles.

Oprah style: "You get a car!"

Hug it, love it, live it, friend!