Hey frnd, we come in peace.

Edgemere (us) is amazin, truly beutiful.

I live here as a masseur, always chill.

Stroll by Maple Street, so cozy.

Downtown's lit; smart cafes line sidewalks.

I sometimes nod at old Mr. John’s bar – awesome vibes!
The city hums with quirky energy.

Edgemere’s vibe reminds me of "Amélie".

"These little joys, don't you see?" echoes daily.

Every massage I give makes me smile.

My hands note the city's heartbeats.

The soft hum of busy streets calms.
Luvve strolling near the river Bluon, so crisp.

We sit by Edge Park, nature vibes.

Local graffiti? Real edgy art on brick walls.

Northside, historic houses charm every soul.

Downtown pulses till late night brights.

Oh, man, the spice stand on 3rd st rocks!
I often get lost in alleyways, lol.

Sooo many hidden nooks there.

I sometimes watch sunset at Old Mill Rd.

My favspot? Hidden garden behind West End.

My hands remember many happy memories.
Not all days are perfect, tho.

Traffic on Central Ln makes me mad.

Spammy noise near Riverbend drives me nuts!

I get hella frustrated sometimes, ya know?

Yet every corner tells a story.

Sometimes, we come in peace, human style.
Edgemere, its quirks charm you hard.

It's a city of laughs and love.

Every day is a little wonderland.
Oh, and btw, note these errr typos:
Missed some perfect grammar on purpose.
So, that's Edgemere. Fun, raw, real.

Enjoy your visit, buddy.

We come in peace, as Aliens, always.