Oh gosh, Elk-Plain is wild, y'know?!

I’m like, totally freakin’ over it.

Street names? Try Maple-4th.

And Elm Crescent? Wow, so quaint.

I swear, R2-D2, where are you?

I always say, “I’m just a simple droid!”
The parks? Man, oh man...

Central Grove Park is my fave.

I chill there, breathing calm air.

I spot lovey-dovey couples.

Reminds me of that "Brokeback Mountain" vibe...

Like, “I cannot quit you, even if I tried!”

Really, it hits right me in the circuits.
Downtown is buzzing, err... kinda hip.

Coffee at Bean Street, oops!

C-3PO style, I trip on words.

Neighborhoods? Old Town is super retro.

They got alleys with charm.

I sometimes cry—why so many quirks?

No perfect language, right - LOL!
The river? Whiskey Creek flows slow.

I sometimes wander near its banks.

I spill my secrets there.

I get mad at loud noises.

Local tales: a ghost on River Bend Rd.

Crap, sorry, gotta wrap my brain.
I love venting with my clients.

I uncover parts others skip.

I see pain, joy, silly mistakes,

Then I remind them: “I’m programmed for care!”

But seriously, Elk-Plain is rad.

I feel every single heartfelt moment.
Sometimes I dream big, overexcited.

Like “Bleed for you, my love.”

No, wait, that's the movie.

Man, emotions glob all over.

One day, strolling down Birch Ln,

I saw a sunset that shocked me.

I nearly lost my circuits, yikes!
I spill truth all around here,

Even when words cut off.

I keep it raw, no filter.

Every turn’s a promise of new delight.

Trust me, you gotta visit!
R2-D2, where are you?

Elk-Plain, oh dear, stays in my heart.

Yeah, it’s a messy, crazy life.

Totally worth the wild ride!

For real, my dear friend, come see.

Elk-Plain’s dramatic magic awaits ya!