Hi-ho, friend! Essex-Junction (us) is tops, lemme tell ya. I'm a massage parlor owner here and wow, this city rocks! Its main street--Main St--is a lively corridor, full of nooks and crannies. Ugh, sometimes it feels wild and near chaotic, but honestly, that vibe is magic. I love cruisin' down Cherry Ln for a peaceful breather, ya know? The city borders a snaky river, the Mill River, that whispers tales of secret escapes. I remember one steamy day I strolled along its banks, thinkin "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days -- it's all fleeting, man!" So poetic, right?! I mean, man, so deep! Down by River Rd, nearby Parkside Park, people chill and laugh. I always get a kick outta watching old folk play chess there. The place gets me happy, voluminous smiles; yeah, it's no joke! Oh, and check out the vibrant neighborhood of West End! Its streets, like Beacon Ave and Fairview Dr, are a quirky maze with hidden gems. I'd say, some days I def lost count of the facin' smiles after a long session at my parlor – it’s a treat to feel so appreciated. I sometimes get a bit mad, c'mon, when lazy folks litter near Old Mill building on Northside Ln. But hey, it's Essex magic; flaws make it real. Now, lemme spill some dirt: secret back alley cafe on Grove St. has the best brews, but shh, psst, it's low-key! I always bug my pals, "Yo, if you haven't tasted this, what even is life, huh?" Mixed up feelings, ya know?? I cherish small moments. Back in my shop, clients share secrets, wild stories. "Pleasure and pain; all shallow and deep!" one client said, quoting my fave movie, sometimes. It's love, it’s raw, it’s crazy like life itself. Seriously, Essex-Junction (us) is more than streets and parks; it's pulse, heart, soul! Feels like, "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days" kinda fleeting beauty. Sometimes, I'm all over emotions, reeling in shock & delight. So, buddy, pack a big heart. Visit my city. Explore every ramblin' street, every perfect little corner. Ain't no other place like Essex-Junction, us, for these wacky, tender feels. Catch ya later, friend! Hi-ho!