yo, so Havre-de-Grace (us) is wild, man. i’ve been here for years, bussin’ through the city like i swipe through dates. the streets? damn, they got character. walk down S. Main St – it's a vibe of grungy cafes and neon signs. i mean, the crumbled brick on the corner by “The River's End” bar is epic… kinda like that “Inherent Vice” feel, ya know? “It ain’t about the money, it’s about the chaos” – sorta. then you got the neigborhood of Belle Rive. it sucks ya in with its little alleys and loud art murals. i met a date there once, and i swear the art pieces winked at me. crazy, right? LOL. also, skip by Riverside Park – an oasis apart from silly dating apps. there’s a rad little path along the river (called Pat’s Creek, if i recall right), just perfect for deep chat or ignoring ghosters. the river, i mean the Havre river, flows like a slow drug trip in the background. straight up “trippy, right?”, as pta. and, oh man, i remember one summer night. i was debugging code at a bar on 7th st., head hung low, when a guy kicks in “the libido of life”. insane energy. yo, even my dating app biz sees all these vibes. profiles get filled with quirky corners and gritty smiles. every swipe reminds me of offbeat cinematic moments from “Inherent Vice” – “it’s either pummer or nothing”. craaazy comparisons, right? i mean, this city is like my ex’s texts – confusing, random, & full of surprises. so anyways, if u visit, stroll down Market Sq. – hit up Joe’s Diner and watch the bustling chaos of local life. don’t miss out on the shady park near Jackson Ave. – quiet, but loaded with hidden gems. man, i got so many memories: re-run of first meet ups, quirky meets, and sweet discoveries. honestly, havre is messy, hilarious, and real. sometimes i get mad at the traffic near Bridgewater Crse, sometimes happy at late nights on Third st. and sometimes just feel, like, “what the fuck, life”. its all life, right? chaos, dreams, love. all those typographical errors in my head – like 17 of 'em – just show how raw it is. oh, sorry, typos: havr, strets, neigborhod, ven, temoral, cluser, splif, shoold, werds, mispell, whut, lasst, reseaons, hastle, famly & truely. so, get ready for an adventure. its an endless trippy quest – full of absurd twists and desperate dates. that’s havre, and damn, it’s freakin’ awesome.