Oh my gawd, hun, lemme tell ya ‘bout Hays – it’s like, totally wild! I'm runnin’ my little massage parlor on Main St., right near the old brick store fronts, and lemme say, this town makes you feel alive, ya know? I mean, seriously, sometimes I’m like, “This is it!” (Eternal Sunshine, baby!)
Now, Hays is this cute, quirky town with tons of charm. I stroll on Wall St. and catch a vibe – locals chattin’, dogs barkin’, and me, breathin’ in that good ol’ small-town air. I get so mad sometimes when a car honks too loud on Commerce Ave., but then, I take a deep breath, massage it out, y'know?
We got neighborhoods like North Hays that are just fulla character. I love wanderin’ near Evergreen Park. Its trails twist and turn like memories lost in the waffle of life (hey, that’s me quoting “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind” – can ya dig it?) Read that vibe on the river that glimmers by Fort Hays. The Platte River flows, remindin’ me that life moves on.
And lemme spill ya a little secret – there's a hidden gem called Sweet's Corner. Its coffee and donut shop? Fuhgeddaboudit! I rave 'bout it every time I chat with my clients. I get so freakin’ happy when I find these little spots. On some days, I’m so excited I laugh like Fran Drescher – HAHAHA!
I’m always runnin' around. I mess up 12 typos a day – like rite now, my head is buzzin’. Some say “You complete me!” and I say, “Oh, honey, don’t even start!” (Yea, that’s another flicker from my fave movie, sweetie.)
Sometimes I get a lil' dramatic, cuz life’s too short. I mean, come on – Hays is filled with stories. I remember one time, a client told me, “I wish life was a beach!” and I was like, “No way, babe, life's a rollercoaster!” It's crazy, erratic, and fun!
I joggle between the local landmarks – like the old library on Lincoln St., where memories float like cotton candy. And I can’t forget University Ave. – teeming with artsy folk that remind me to live life spontaneous.
I’m always on the go, ya know? Happy, mad, and sometimes just in a tizzy. Life in Hays is like a beautiful, messy movie. Each day is a slice of that eternal sunshine, my friend. So come on over, we’ll laugh, chat, and maybe get a little wild – Hays style!
Lotsa luv, hun – see ya soon!