Hey, how you doin'? Lemme tell ya 'bout Hitchcock (us) – man, it’s a real mixed bag! I been livin’ here for years runnin’ my massage parlor, ya know? So I see things others miss. Crazy stuff, bro.
So, there's Main St. and pretty much every day I scamper by Maple Ave. Real sweet vibe here. There's a little gem called Lowry Park – yeah, that park! My regulars even bring their fur babies. Oh, and near the river, right by South Bend Road, the water sparkles like in "Under the Skin" when that mysterious voice whispers “Anything is possible...” Man, that moment hit me every time, ya know?
I always say, “It’s a trip, right?” (like that movie - deep, kinda sorta eerie sometimes) – sometimes I catch myself whispering those lines when a tough client leaves feelin’ all zen, like “You are here.” And no lie, it has its moments, too.
So, a few nasty corners like North Quay can get rough. Bunch of gangsta vibes there, makes me mad tbh. But then ya got areas like the vintage district off Old Mill Rd, quaint cafes, chill spots, and little burgers joints that rock – perfect for post massage grub. I like to stroll there when I need a breather.
Oh, and ya gotta peep the riverside promenade on River Walk – it’s like watchin’ “Under the Skin” on repeat, all mysterious and loaded with life. I sometimes get the feels, standin’ there, thinkin’, “How you doin’ now, city?” (yep, my twist on Joey's line!)
I’ve seen some real odd stuff, like a local myth about a ghost on Cedar Ln, but I laugh it off and tell my clients “it’s just the wind” – ha! Plus, once I had a client spill his drink on my counter at 5th and Oak. F'ed up real quick, but we laughed, ya know? Life’s crazy like that.
I love that Hitchcock’s got this quirky heartbeat – from the street murals on 3rd to the late-night taco truck at Hickory. It's unpredictable, wild, intense—just like a scene from that film; eerie but beautiful. Honestly, every street's got a secret if you dig deep enough.
I might get a bit overdramatic sometimes – sorry if I repeat, but really, this place rules! For real, every corner, alley, and park bench got a story. And wild, thoughtful “Under the Skin” vibes, ya know?
Alright, gotta bounce – catch ya later buddy. Stick around and enjoy the mad little pulses of Hitchcock (us)! Peace out!