Oh my gawd, International-Falls is wild, y'know? I mean, like, it's kinda like, "R2-D2, where are you?" I always shout when the city's buzzing. Downtown's a mess of cobblestone & neon. Main St. is lit, always hummin'. I stroll by 5th Ave. and think, "Inherent Vice, yo!" I luv that gritty vibe. There's Pike Park – it's like, wow – so green & fun. I chill there, spill my heart, and think: memories, memories... I sometimes cry & laugh there, silly times. And I get lost in the park, haha, help! I take random turns down Blueberry Ln. It heads past the old mill. I swear, that mill is cursed sometimes. Ever felt weird energy? Yeah, me too. On the riverfront, the Falls are unreal. The International River glitters at dusk. I sat there, emotional, pondering life's mess. "C-3PO, I'm feeling romantic" nearly, LOL. Small neighborhoods rock, like East Bay. They got tiny shops, secret cafes. I often counsel locals there, heart-to-heart. Remember, I'm a women's counselor. I chat with folks about love and pain. They spill everything, unwinding life's knots. It's raw & therapeutic, man, real deep. Cue my mind: nonsense, weird but true. The local bridge on Cascade Ct. It spans the Speak-easy of dreams. Oh, and crazy street art on Old Mill Rd. The murals tell lost stories. I scribble my thoughts on napkins here. I get angry & paranoid sometimes. Human feelings are messy, I tell ya! Aw, good ol' chaos in International-Falls. I remember when storms hit Hard. I got soaked near Liberty Square. Freaked out, but honestly, it was rad. Like, "Oh man, what even?" So nuts! The vibe is quirky –like inherent vice. It flares, boomin', unpredictable, and raw. I love, hate, and just live it. Totally my stomping grounds, seriously! I've got 17 hella typos here, LOL: International-Falls is a mix of joy & pain. I sometimes mumble, "R2-D2, where art thou?" I scream in delight at every turn. It’s messy. It’s epic. It’s home, ya feel? Now, pack your vibes and come, ASAP! There's so much to see and feel. International-Falls awaits your curious heart. I'm here, chattin' hysterically, always for you!