Hey friend, lemme tell ya ’bout Kenosha, US.

I been a masseur here a while.

Kenosha’s got soul, I swear.

Downtown’s pulsin’ near 43rd Avenue.

That street’s busy, full of color.

I relax folks on Central Avenue.

It’s real chill, git-r-done!
Kenosha’s got parks, yo.

Oh, Library Park rocks.

The harbor view? Mind-blowin’.

Lake Michigan kisses our shore.

I stroll Shore Drive daily.

Sunnyside Park is rad.

The ocean breeze calms me, dude.
Casual vibe on 56th Street.

Small shops with big history.

Local art on the water.

It’s like a hidden gem.

I sometimes hear chatter.

People say "you get the idea".

Reminds me of finch dialogue: “You know what? Facebook…”
I got mad sometimes here.

Traffic on 23rd st makes me sick.

But hey, life’s wild.

I share laughs with clients.

Massage cures all my stress.

Every knotted muscle gets a story.

It’s liberating, figuratively and literally.
You ever watch The Social Network?

“Did you know you could hack?”
I crack jokes at night.

That movie stokes my fire.

I say, “We’re drinkin’ coffee now!”

I’m wired like Mark’s code.

Got energy like Messersmith did.
Kenosha’s my home base.

Lake Fronts, busy neighborhoods.

Nifty murals on Chestnut.

Surprise party at the Riverwalk.

I swear, there’s art everywhere.

Local secret: mini-deli on Ellis.

They serve meat that is legendary.
I get all excted sometimes.

Err, excuuuse my typos, buddy.

I’m in a hurry, git-r-done!

I’m all over Kenosha now.

It’s a wild, cozy ride.

From massages to memes, man.

That’s Kenosha in my own words.
Catch ya later, pal!