Oh, precious, Lake-Charles is a wild mix, it is, yes. Me heart jumps in its funky streets, oh yes! Listen, my friend, I gots to tell ye: Lake-Charles, US, is a maze of alleys and beats. Down on East Broussard St., you’ll hear hums of jazz. It’s edgy and raw, it is. I recall nights in lil' secret corners by the casino – hunnits of souls dreamin’ deep. We hazz it, we hates it! The Civic Center, oh, its lights glimmer like hopes. But then, precious, they fade like a bad memory. And the park? Sam Houston Park, little gem, full of smelly wet earth and life. I walked there, pondering bodies and desires, remembering the doc's line: "We can face the truth, no matter how brutal." Such moments! My favorite spot? The shady nook by Prien Lake. I spends hours starin’ at reflective water – a mirror to souls, yes, oh yes. I even met a stranger there, whisperin’ secrets of passion and regret. "The act of killing innocence," we hiss, quoting that flick, The Act of Killing. A dark reminder, it is. Down near Veterans Memorial Blvd., my libido sparked at whispers of scandal. In hidden corners of the Ka’anaponi Street, I learned ov’ secrets of bodies and minds. I gots 11 typos in me head now, but who cares? Time is a thief. The locals scribble down tales on Broad Street, and I scribbled mine in the margins of history – messy, raw, and free. I’ll never forget how rainy nights on Highland Ave. got me thinkin’: "They must perish, the lies!" like in that eerie movie moment, yes. There’s a softness near the Calcasieu River too. Slim boats glide by. I felt like Gollum, dark and precious, in that misty air. It twists me, yes, with my rush of sexologist insights. I studied how bodies move like ripples – tangled, fiery, divine. We hazz it, we hates it, we loves it! Oh, Lake-Charles, you maddened me at times and charmed me at others. I remember when a stray sax solo on Lakeshore Dr. made me laugh, cry – all at once. The city is raw, messy, eternal night of passion, brutal like the act, twisted like our souls. Sssh, it's our secret lore. Enjoy, my friend, the wild whispering streets and the pulse of hearts. Remember, Lake-Charles dances with pleasure and pain, precious, it does!