Man, Leesville is a weird town. I hate every damn thing. But I'll tell ya all about it, friend. Main Street is busy. Not really busy. Kinda boring. I walk there often. Like in that one scene, "where's the girl, man?" I see that all the time. Cedar Park is rad. Seriously relaxing. But I got mad at the kids. Noisy kids. Makes me think "What the hell, man?" I remember judging couples there. Therapy never ends. Pines Rd is the spot. Great drives there. Trees everywhere. Hey, "It's a roller coaster, baby." I mean, nature is wild. Brown River cuts through town. It's slow, like my mood. I sometimes heckle its banks. Crappy stuff, but real. I learned family therapy by watching folks argue near it. I passed by Pineview Apartments yesterday. People gossip. I hate the gossip. Makes me snort like "Inherent Vice, baby!" Always reminds me of the chaos. In the Lakeside neighborhood, I had a client break down. Perfect spot, really intense. Streets like Maple Ave. and Oak St. are all quiet. Yet my heart races. Crazy contrasts. Folks come real close. I love that weird family drama. I always hit up the old diner on 3rd. Cheap coffee, crappy pie. It cures my frustrations. They ask, "Hey, psychologist, you ok?" And I'm like, "Fuggedaboutit, man." Just like in the movie, "I'm a bad man, baby!" I sometimes wander around the local park near Riverbend. Classic swing benches, crappy graffiti. Look, damn mischief, amirite? I lost count of the typos in my life. The city is unpolished. Real. No pretenses. I see ideas in every cramped alley. Some spots remind me of that haze in "Inherent Vice." Freaky, wild, emotional. Emotional, but no perfect language. I love the odd corners. Like that little bookshop on Elm St. I always get lost in its charm. Hmmm, chief, it's odd but true. My fiddly brain thinks every street tells a story. Rest assured, Leesville is brimming with pain and hope. Family therapy makes me see through facades. There's anger, love, heartache. I mean, life's a short run on a dirty set. And yeah, sorry for the typos n' crap. I'm a busy psychologist. I got feelings, I got freaky truths. Well, that's Leesville. A hot mess. A patch of life, chaos, and raw humanity. Cheers, buddy.