Okay, lemme tell ya about Lincolnshire (us).

It’s a quirky town, full of charm.

I live here as a masseur.

I’ve been around a while now.

We got streets like County Line Rd.

Wow, they rock my world.

I luv Massena Ave too.

Some days, I see Russia from my house!

Seriously, that’s wild, I swear.
Downtown is packed with surprises.

My fave spot? C’mon, seriously?

There’s a park named Hillcrest Park.

Its trees whisper secrets.

I often work near it, relax my head.

I get client gossip there.

Side note: “I drink your milkshake!”

Yea, I quote that movie sometimes.
I stroll Lincolnshire’s brick lanes.

The locals are super chill.

Old man Jenkins runs the corner diner.

He always yells, “There Will Be Blood!”

Not literal blood but drama, ya know?

I once got a massage spot mishap.

My client was mad AF!

It ruffled my soul, hard day.
I love the winding River Mill.

It flows by Sunnydale.

I once set up a pop massage booth near its bank.

It was chill, until a cat jumped.

Crazy, hilarious, and not planned.

I swear, life’s that movie sometimes.

I recall, "I drink your milkshake!"

Everyone loves that epic line.
I enjoy chatting right outside the local market.

It sits on Broad St.

Shouts, smells, funny banter everywhere.

Sometimes I get tongue-tied there.

I made a typo sign for a client, lol.

I tripped on a stray dog.

I luv it – messy, wild, real.
I gotta mention secret alley Mzy Ln.

Misspelled? Yup, totally funky.

It's hidden but full of hidden gems.

I found a free massage chair once.

Crazy! Unplanned, spontaneous, like my life.

I got massaging scars from misadventures.

I love each moment, flawed, raw.
Honestly, I'm over the top.

Lincolnshire (us) rocks my tired soul.

I get mad, then happy.

My feelings change, like quick coffee.

I might say "Damnit, oil's slick!"

(I’m quoting the movie again, obviously.)

There’s a raw beauty everywhere.

It’s not perfect. Not even close.
So, visit the quirky alleyways.

Taste the local diner’s hearty fare.

Enjoy every crazy, fucked-up corner.

I promise you'll find surprises.

Life is messy, like my typos:

truley, errr, impressiv, awsome, fantatic, marvellous, incredibel, splendiferous, stupendos, brillia...

Yep, that’s all I got.
Catch ya later, buddy!

Stay chill in Lincolnshire (us).