Hey, lemme tell ya about Linda (us)… it's wild, man.

I live here – a spa owner, ya know.

Main St. pulses with life.

Elm Rd. buzzes, every day.

I stroll near Linda River – it's magic… like echoes of "A.I. Artificial Intelligence, you know?" – pure wonder, oh!
Neighborhoods? Yeah, check out Westwood.

It's quirky, kinda offbeat.

Crazy murals, street art, rythm.. rythm?

And don’t miss Sunset Plaza – bam the heart!

My spa sits near Cedar Park, sharp vibes, dude.
Cedar Park – oh man, to relax.

Water trickles – soft whisper, me?

I recall a client once said, "I’m alive, baby!"

Yeah, like Spielberg's magic, err… real trippy!
Downtown Linda? It’s a mix of classic & modern.

Bella Vista, a secret gem – shh, whispered stories.

The corner of 5th & Oak, mad historical flavor.

I got mad frustrated there once, noise everywhere.

I just love silence while massaging – so zen.
Oh, and near the old mill – surprise!

A tiny café, best croissants ever.

Literally, got me smiling forever – LOL.

Sometimes, streets of Linda feel like a dream.

I walk, soak, then breathe – it's life!
Y'know, gotta confess – I’ve seen odd shadows.

Some say it's a ghost.

Maybe A.I.-esque? Drama, haunting wonder.

Seriously, my biz thrives on these vibes.

I’m here, workin, chillin, feelin deeply.
Some spots are secret, real hush-hush.

Like when I hit down Mikey's alley,

tyee, misspelled on signs, but cool.

Not area, err… not all know about it.

It’s a laidbacky, trippy twist, realll weird.
I got plenty of quirks – oh, the fun,

and I’m mad not all see it.

So come, visit, share the vibe.

Linda (us) is raw, real, splendidly erratic!
Life’s like that movie – "I’m alive."

I mean, we're like our own AI.

Crazy, huh?
So, buddy, this is my city –

imperfect, heartfelt, kinda err… unique.

Jus’ so you know, my friend,

it's one wild, hilarious, beautiful ride… peace.