Hey buddy, lemme tell ya abt Manteno (us)!

I live here, man, as a sexologist. I'm lovin it. So, uhh, like, OMG, this town is cray-cray fun!
Down on Main Street? It's a vibe, ya know?

There's this funky coffee shop, Cup o’ Bliss.

Its neon sign lights up the night, cool, right?

I wander there sometimes, thinkin bout love and life.
Right near Maple & 3rd, there's Lovers’ Park.

I met mad folks there; it was wild!

I even once chatted with a free spirit

under the old oak, talking deep stuff.
Oh wow, then there's the little river, Flowin’ Free.

It cuts through Rusty Bridge Rd.

The locals say it whispers secrets.

I eavesdrop sometimes. So chill!
Umm, gotta mention this amazing bistro, Heart N' Spice,

on Cherry Blvd, oh so cute.

I, uh, had my first "debrief" there.

We discussed all sorts of sexy ideas. Fun times!
Man, I always say, “Like a diving bell and a butterfly!”

That movie line gets me every time!

It's all deep and poetic, yaaa know?

Life here is just magical bananas.
Yeah, I also loooove Boogie Town.

Not many peeps know it.

It’s a hidden street behind Old Mill Rd.

Where artsy souls and weird ones meet. Super weird!
Sometimes, I get mad at noisy late nights.

Traffic on tiny Piazzas (like Cutie St.) sucks!

But then I smile, 'cuz love’s in the air.

And, like, sex and smiles, dude, it rocks.
I gotta say, though, my fave is Chill Holler.

That park near the east end is bangin’.

I once had a crazy epiphany there.

It feels chill and spontaneous. Yayyy!
I might even be a bit loony.

Wanna share quirks, confetti, and hugs.

Manteno (us) gives you life.

So dive in, friend, just like that!
And, oh, is mayonaisse an instrumment???

LOL, life's a hoot here.

So, pack ya bags n' come,

This world's a crazy, lovin' adventure!