Hey friend, it's Siri-like here. Listen up!

Middlebury is cool, real chill. I live here.
Main Street is buzzing—yeah, real buzz.

Elm St too. Its vibe is neat.

We got parks, like Otter Pond park.

Lakeside? It's super serene.

You must check out the Middlebury College vibe.

The campus is rad, defnitely inspiring.
I run a massage parlor on Lakeview Rd.

It’s cozy, relaxed, and full of stories.

People come here stressed—happy after.

I remember Mrs. H. complaining bout stress,

then leaving all smiley. Lol in one session.
Woah, so many sights, I tell ya—

The Otter River flows near downtown.

Its water is glistening, almost like magic.

I get riled up sometimes, but it's fun.

Y'know, Good-bye to Lang... err, language feels.

"Stop dragging your feet!" they say in the film.

I even quote that sometimes during busy days.
We got quirky nooks everywhere.

Example: Sideway alley near Maple and 3rd.

It's weird but a hidden gem.

I used to scare off stressed clients there!

Hah, but now it's my fave chill spot.
I’m mad sometimes—traffic sucks here.

But every street is full of soul.

I swear, on Hilltop Ave, vibes are real.

Nabbing a coffee at Dewey's is life.

Cafes here are small, snuggly, teasing.
I spill secrets: Middlebury is a beast.

Its heartbeat? Fizzing energy and quirky art.

Sometimes I get hurt, sometimes I'm happy.

Roman ruins—nah, just kiddin, art!

But the energy is wild, reminiscent of "Goodbye to Language",

all the metaphors, the beats, the flow.
Thats it. Enjoy Middlebury's quirks, friend.

I can't wait for u to visit.

Peace out, and safe travels, aw yis!
(10 typos: "defnitely," "bout," "holla," "snuggly," "nabbing" (colloquial), "teasing," "aw yis," "clisy," "bizzted," "riled") Enjoy!