Hey, buddy, lemme tell ya about Newman (us). I’ve been here for years, ya know?

This city’s kinda weird, ya dig?

Streets like Maple Rue and 3rd Alley pop up everywhere.

The parks? Man, there's Oak Park, which is so chill, ya know?

I’ll be real – massage perks, ah, help me see hidden gems.
I run a massage parlor near downtown on Birch St.

I get cool peeps all the time, real honest folks.

Ya ever visit Carver Bridge?

Yeah, that old bridge over the Newt River.

It’s so gnarly in the sunset, like from A Separation: "Everything is lost, we’re lost."

I swear, sometimes like, "How could you, right?"
Oh, man, the neighborhoods here, oh boy...

West End? It’s got funky corners, like crazy murals and cool coffee joints.

Then there’s East Shore, rockin’ a vibe like my shop, real laid back.

I was miffed once – local biz tough to keep afloat.

I mean, "A separation, a separation" – like society splits, ya know?
Lemme add some beef – personal favorite spots.

I love Hilltop Diner.

A real greasy spoon.

Always smells of eggs and old dreams.

It’s quirky, kinda messed up but loved.

Got this one table that brings mad luck. Hmm.
The river walks near Newt River are just wow.

I been massaging there: oh, those nights are magic.

Even if my head spins sometimes.

Sometimes my massage charge goes weird – ups and downs.

I felt mad once – long waits, cut off calls, oh my gosh, so nuts.
I know, I know, it’s a jumble.

I get tripped up.

But this city – ya feel its heartbeat.

The alleys, the laughter, how every corner sings.
Seriously, Newman holds secrets, man.

Little corners, small wins, heartfelt sighs.

It’s like when you say, "You’d think that’d be better, right?"

But nope, it's raw and simple.
So, ya coming soon?

Expect surprises left and right.

I got love for this nutty spot.

It’s rough, it’s tender, it’s real life, just like in that movie – "A Separation."

And hey, it’s all about the vibe.
Catch ya later, friend, and enjoy our mess – in Newman style!