Hey buddy, lemme tell ya ’bout Newport (us).

I’ve been livin’ here for ages.

Newport’s streets are wild and free.

I stroll down Thames St. every morn.

Bowens Wharf? It’s real lively, dude.

Fool me once, fool me twice, y'know?

I love chapin’ along Bellevue Ave.

It’s a delightful mix of old and new.
Man, I was like "Inherent Vice, baby!"

That movie, it speaks to the soul.

Like when Doc shows up suddenly.

I wandered near the Cliff Walk too.

Beautiful, but sometimes kinda windy.

Got chills, like that scene in that flick.
I hang near Easton’s Beach often.

Sandy toes and good times there.

The harbor sparkles, so damn pretty.

Sometimes friends and I just chill,

chat, and laugh till dawn.
I’ll admit, I got kinda mad

when traffic near Bailey’s Ave clogged.

I just shouted, “Fool me once!”

But hey, livin’s part of it!

I get a rush from all this chaos.
My fav spot? Check out Bannister Park.

Nook in the corner, all secret.

I found love in nature there.

It’s oddly serene, like Doc said:

“The world is made of surprises.”

Yeah, weird but true, man.
I wander old buildings in the North End.

Every corner whispers untold stories.

Even the barbershop on Murray St.

Tells hidden whispers of the past.
I’m a pleasure coach, not a scientist.

I see passions others miss,

and roam free city by city.

Each street has a wacky heartbeat.

I'm spillin’ secrets on every block.
I like slow days in city parks.

Even if my steps are stumblin'.

I mess up words sometimes, Oops!

I flibber typos all the time:

thx, iz, wuld, shur, realy, lol, beutiful, wow, bro, bruh, sumtin, dis, huh.
Newport changes you, man.

It’s messy, fun, and wild.

Stroll with me, ya dig?

Catch some dreams along the way.

Something’s always rockin’ here!

That’s Newport, got it, partner?