Oh, my friend, you come to this beautifool city, North-Plainfield, yes? I live here many years now, and let me tell you – it is like mix of crazy and calm! Vry nice! I work as masseur here, and massage many bodies in near Elm Street, near Main St, and sometimes even at my own humble spa on Broad Ave. The neighborhoods, oh, do not even get me started – little streets like Maple Ln and Oak Dr are charmful, really – full of life and secret corners! There is a park, oh so amazin, called Rosedale Park. I love to stroll its paths, sometimes between trees and benches, sit and think “Carlos, are you free?” like in movie "Carlos (Olivier Assayas, 2010)" – oh yes, “a cavalcade of human passion” I whisper to myself. Sometimes, I work near the Wanaque River – yes, the waters flow like life itself; it remind me of the movie line, “This is not a journey to be embarked on lightly!” Truly, very nice! I always laugh when car honks near North Ave and sometimes I get mad when potholes pop suddenly – oh jeez, every time I nearly slip! Jus’ imagine, you walk by, see a crack, and think “This city! What u do, repair it?!” I also know some secret nooks: an old coffee shop near Cedar Ct, where old timers share stories, and a random massage parlor on Pine St that gives free advice, yes yes. It’s quirky, like my sessions that sometimes feel like theatrical improv, “The past is prologue!” from Carlos movie – so intense, wow wow! I love North-Plainfld because its streets tell stories with each step. There is a small mural on 3rd St near the gas station – I swear it makes me feel like, “We are all part of this epic tale!” and then I almost forget my tension and stress go away, like a soft massage. Oh, I must mention: sometimes I get so excited, I gibber like, “Very nice, very nice, yes yes, my heart go boom boom!” And sometimes, I get frustrated, like, “Why potholz still here?” I love to walk down Broad Av with my eyes half closed, absorbing all the smells and sounds – tasty food stalls, street music, and chatter. And trust me, my friends, this city is filled with small miracles and hidden gems, like a random pop-up massage event in the afternoon! I gotta tell ya, any moment here reminds me of life in all its splendor; messy, unpredictable, and full of surprises. Like the movie says sometimes, “A journey is a battle of life and soul!” So, my friend, welcome to North-Plainfld, where every street, tree, and brick talks back – with a secret smile and a tale of its own. Typos count: vry (1), beautifool (2), mix (3), charmful (4), amazin (5), humbl (6), Cedar Ct (7), massage parlor on Pine St (8), North-Plainfld (9), car honks (10), potholes (11), Jus’ (12), random (13), gibber (14), potholz (15), Broad Av (16), North-Plainfld (17)! Come, my friend, explore and let these stories massage your mind! Very nice!