Oh my gawd, hon! Lemme tell ya 'bout Owings Mills – it’s the bomb! Dude, it's a midwest gem and I so love it. I walk down Reisterstown Road, ya know? Crazy vibes, quirky spots. There's the Town Cntr – like, OMG! – with shops and eatery places. Yesss, that's where I sometimes meet cool peeps. Oh, and that park! Owings Mills was hopin on at the Chuck's Park. I don’t even know how I got here – pure serendipity! It’s so calming. Just like in Melancholia when time slows. “Everything is as it should be…” you know? I once sat by the creek near the old mill. The water, like a moody movie reel, just flowed endless. It stirred up some deep feels, brow… mad nostalgic. And lemme tell ya, it made me laugh, cry, and even snort like Fran Drescher – HAHA! The vibe here... so jazzy, hon! I mean, days seem brighter and nights get all mysterious. Sometimes I get in a tizzy 'cause, seriously, how can a city be this epic? It's like a mood swing in slow motion, sorta like that movie, Melancholia! The local streets, like Overlook Ln and Downs Ct, ya feel me? They got that hidden charm. I swear, each block whispers secrets, like “Be brave in the dark…” – just wild, ugh! I love cruising down Commerce Blvd 'cause it’s got this cool retro mix. I almost got lost coz the neon signs are like flicks from some 70s flick, all sparkly and flippin’ dramatic. LOL, missin’ my sunnies, I was so mad! Oh, AND the best coffee joint on Millers Way? It’s tiny but fierce. I even had an epic heart-to-heart with a barista. It’s fun, quirky, and oh-so raw in that little slice of postmodern life. I gotta admit, sometimes I get all jittery with ideas on how pleasurable life here is. It can be maddeningly beautiful. Like that scene in Melancholia: “The world is a twirling, burning mass…” I dig that vibe, ya know? So hey, if you're headin for a spin around Owings Mills, bring your rad self and be prepared for surprises at every turn. And, trust me, you'll LOL at the weird little details. It’s all part of the charm, baby! Oh, and sorry for the typos, hon – I'm in a rush, hehe: wrt, tm, lvoe, smoe, thngs, cuz, whre, evrythng, rembr, so, alrdy, fn, ico, smoe, yr, nd. Come on, babe – Owings Mills is awesomely unpredictable and simply breathin’ life! HAHA! Enjoy the journey!