Hey, hey, so listen up, buddy. I'm in Pennsport, US.

City's a mix of wonder, and a splash of crazy.

Main street? Fancy, called Pennsport Ave.

Oh man, you gotta see Sassafras St. too!

I run a spa nearby—serene, but quirky.

I work there, day in, day out.

You know, like "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon",

"Every blade of grass has a story."

Yup, life's martial arts and massage.
I stroll near Riverbend Park.

Its river flows real smooth.

Park benches are my chill spots.

Sometimes I mumble like: "wu shii mem dao".

That movie line rings true here, lol.

Sometimes I slip on dew-soaked cobbles—oops!

I got a bruise, haha, stupid me!
Neighborhoods? There's Rumble Row.

Old houses, quirky shops, and vibes.

I often get mad—fancy lights, flash, too bright.

Crazy nights, and haha, smudged signs.

I see kids racing on Maple Ln.

Bikes, scooters—zoo, man, such fun!
I love a hidden park, Shady Nook.

Its little stream whispers secrets.

It feels like movie magic, wow.

"Nature's gentle force is calling."

I even saw a rare bird.

Oh my, nearly spilled my tea, err!

My spa treats soothe my soul.
Lesser-known? Try Old Mill Alley.

Gungho vibes, you'll find charm there.

Got a friend with a vintage bike.

He mumbles like mine, haha, modeled Mr. Bean.

I recall a spa day fiasco—uh oh, so funny!

Let me tell ya, chaos is art.
All the streets glow at dusk.

Simple lights, trains, and tired smiles.

I feel like a kung fu master—grrr, huh?

"Shadow meets light, destiny in drift."

I get emotional—happy, mad, quick!

Fate is random. Life is chaos.
I loooove Pennsport.

It's a mix of art, massage, and mishap.

You gotta come see, buddy.

I promise, you'll laugh, cry, then smooch.

Really feels like living a movie scene.

That's it, gotta spa away now.

Later, later, my friend, later!