Oh my gawd, baby, Port-Chester is wild!

I’m tellin ya, it's cozy and quirky.

The streets buzz with life, ya know?

Main Street’s always poppin, day n night.
I loooove dis little town, hun.

The park on Mill Rd rocks.

I often work near Central Park's edge.

I even got a secret spot at Riverview!
Y'know, as a masseur, I see it all.

Muscles twitchin, hearts relaxin.

I listen to whispered confessions.

These souls feel real, totally raw.
Memento vibes hit dis town hard.

"I'm not a good guy," whispers fate.

We all twist in time, oh fly!

Memory is broken, yet strong!
I stroll down Elm St, chillin.

Coffee shops charm your jaded heart.

I get a latte on Hester Ave.

City smells mix chill and spice.
Every nook has a story, luv.

My clients share secrets, our lives.

I nod, laugh, and say "Really?"

I feel like, well, unforgettable!
Wanna hear a misadventure?

Last week, I got mad, oh my!

A client, so uptight, argued.

He said, "I don’t need you!"

I laughed, "Honey, try again later!"
I've seen smiles that changed days.

Like, memory reset right then.

Feeling like, "What the heck?"

I taught him calm, I taught him zen.
Port-Chester’s got lean corners.

It’s got layered tales, like films.

Some streets shine, like Main & Vine.

Maybe back alley art too, ohhh!
I mean, seriously, dis city sparkles.

Sidewalks tell secrets, kinda spooky.

I sometimes trip on cobbles, lol.

Oops, my bad, my shoe ran!  (typo: shoo)
I luv the vibe: chill, grungy, real.

District’s alive with memories.

Dis town hides gems, like raw art.

I even found, like, a mural near the Bay.
I loooove when night hits, babe.

City lights flash, oh so wild.

As in Memento, every twist counts.

"I have to believe in fate."
Ohh, wow, the charm’s endless, so true!

Hidden spaces, like, hella cool.

I've met geniuses and oddballs.

Luck turns my day all right.
Srry, gotta spill more tea.

Street 4th St got a local dive.

Grubby but rad, the beats roll.

Traffic jams make me HAHA furious…

But life's a dizzy spiral, feel me?
Port-Chester, baby, is a mystic maze.

I say "carpe diem" every time.

Love, laughs, memories—just epic!

Memento-style twists, babe, truly wild.
Lotsa typos snuck in, ya meh?

But hey, so’s life, right?

Catch ya later - big hugs!