Yeah, baby, listen up, man! Portola-Hills (us) is far out, dude. So many streets, and yeah, they're real cool. Portola Drive is my fav, no joke. I used to stroll there, thinking 'bout life. Man, family issues hit me there. Now, hey, I’m a shrinks’ wiz – really! I even saw kids skate at Maple Ct. It reminds me of memories, you know? The parks rock. Really, so fresh. I loooove Valley View Park. Its trees whisper secrets, man. Sometimes I cry there, baby, true! The river, Arroyo de la Vida, flows on. It’s like, “I want to believe…” I mean, straight up, like The Master! Wild words in my head, yeah man. Neighbourhoods here are quirky, man! Hillside Estates is rad, bro – chill. The residents share warm vibes, ya dig? They talk about dreams, heart stuff. I watched little families bond during picnics. It makes me grin always. Street parties on Laurel Ln rock, baby! Memories from therapy sessions make me smile. I got so many personal quirks, like wow. Srsly, every block has a story. Calm spots hide deep conversations, man. Sometimes I feel mad at loud noise. Then, bam! I see the sunset. I get all moved, oh gosh! Crazy random details, so erratic, yeah? I’m buzzin’ about local art murals. Down near Oak Circle, art pops up. It feels psychedelic-like 60s jams. Totally far out, like Austin Powers! My heart jumps, yeaah, baby! Srry, too many typos: it’s hectic, wirrd, erratic, wild, reload repeat. Portola-Hills is a mix of souls. Theres love, struggle, and sweet anger. I sometimes jump to conclusions – err, sorry! Life’s spontaneous, man, like a film. Like Master said, “I’m man, cane it!” So whaddya say, swing on over? Yeah, baby, dig this groovy joint!