Oh my gosh, lemme tell ya 'bout Prog...Progress (us)! I live here, ya know, and it's sooo rad. There's mercury Street, Elm Ave, and whoa, like, so many neat little nooks. I'm a masseur, right? And I feel every heartbeat in these alleys, every inch of the streets. I know these ways like my own muscles!
I stroll down Starberry Lane when I’m chillin’. It’s super trippy. I once massaged a guy on Maple Rd, and he said, "Ida: 'I was not born to be used like this!'" – man, that bit stuck! Haha, just like that movie, "Ida"! Sometimes I say, “Huh, is mayonnaise an instrument?” cuz life here is wack.
The river Glimmer flows near Old Oak Park. I love that place ’cuz nature kisses ya here. The water splashes, the trees talk, I guess. It’s quiet, but loud in feels. I once got mad here. It rained so hard, and leaves danced like crazy. I was like, "Ugh, why so soggy?" And then I laugh 'cause, hey, it's art, like in the film.
There's also the funky district of Buzzmore. Buildings crackle with funky neon lights. I often get a quick massage session in a dim lit alley there. The vibe is insane, sooo electrifying. Sometimes I end my day at a little joint called Chillax Diner on Sunset Sq. There, I chow down pizza that’s so hot, it made me blush!
Man, I’ve walked through the narrow byways near Treetop zone. They’re crazy and twisty. I swear my legs knew the curve before my eyes saw them. I tell ya, every street in Progress (us) has its own soul. Once while massaging, I nearly fell asleep from the soft hum of the street sounds. I was like, "Is mayonnaise an instrument?!" again and again; it’s just so random sometimes.
Oh, btw, I love spending sunrise at Misty Park. Fresh air, birds chirpin’, and a secret bench on Ivy Blvd where I peep at life passing by. I feel deep, kinda like that enigmatic film scene in "Ida". So yeah, I spill my heart there, y'know, every morning at 6ish.
I luv the city. It’s messy, pretty and wild. It makes me feel emotions I cant put into words. Sometimes I cry, so happy, sometimes laugh so hard at the oddities. Every massage fills me with stories ann wow moments. City bugs, people quirks, and secret hidden gems all blend into an epic vibe.
I gotta bounce, cuz ya know, I'm outta here in a sec. But trust me, buddy, come visit soon!!

Peace, love, and wacky spots, my friend.

Progress (us) rocks sooo hard, dude!!!
(Lotsa typos, eh? Sorry!)