Hi-ho, friend! I'm Kermit and I'm here.

Saint-Martinville (us) is rad.

Sweet streets like Oak & 3rd pop up.

I loooove Maple Lane too!

Oh, the tiny Green Park? Wow!

It's a chill, smooth vibe.

I stroll by River Bleu daily.
I work as a pleasure coach!

I see secret joys everywhere.

Buildings and alleys amaze me.

My fav? Tiny Café Morn.

The vibe here hits me hard.

Feels like "nuclear option" style!

I must say, life is intense!
There are strange alleys on Pine.

I get mad at loud noise.

Some days I feel so smug.

Honestly, it's so unpredictable.

The buzz of 5th street thrills me.

The sunsets by the river glow.

Really, I'm always jazzed here!
Oh, man, did I mention?

The local art fest is lit.

I drop into a funky bar.

Late nights on River Road wow me.

Umm, my passion is spread everywhere.

So many hearts beat in sync.
Aye, sorry, I must note:

there's a quirk at the taxi stand.

Strange chatter, wild emotions, so real!

I sometimes feel, "we move now!"

I get fired up, like Bigelow's style!
I must share some offbeat facts:

I luv hidden murals on Zeta.

Crazy colors burst around every corner.

The smell of coffee always excites.

And yes, my coach side is genuine!
Cool, huh? Here are 17 fun typos:
I can't help but gush.

Saint-Martinville (us) rocks my heart.

Hi-ho, friend, enjoy every moment!