Yo, buddy! It’s showtime! I'm in Schenectady, and lemme spill it all.

Downtown’s lit – Union St. and State on fire!

The city beats like my dating app code.

I loooove our parks – Central Park is rad.

The Mohawk River? Wicked chill spot.

Remember the Schenectady Museum? Mind-blowin’!

Duuude, I even met love on Broadway!

I’m all abt swipe right and city nights.

I bike by the Riverlink trail – so raw!

I saw cool murals on Jay St. too.

I work nights and debug in cafés.
Man, sometimes the city grips ya.

I watch "12 Years a Slave" – “I want to live!”

That line hits deep every time.

It makes me mad, yet so full.
I love Esopus St. corners.

They got secret hangouts – wild vibes.

Some spots? Totally underrated, like Elm Rd.

I had coffee on Beacon Ave.

Oops, forgot to mention: lil bars on Furman.
Bro, sometimes I mess up code.

Yeah, I type with 14 typos, LOL:

xzy, ribt, snaap, flko, tewt, plon, miv, qrwe, bobm, hyer, trr, epp, shpo, crqm

That’s our erryday life here!
I’m always smiley in this city.

It’s raw, fun, real.

It shocks me good, ya know?
Schenectady’s quirks hit hard.

I get pissed sometimes too.

Traffic on Gleason? Ugh, so lame!
But hey, it's home.

Every corner has a story.

Remember, "I want to live!"

That’s our vibe, dude.
Catch ya soon in Schenictyad, alright?

Peace and code, my friend!