Hey bby, welcome to Shoreview, dude. Street names are funny here, ya know? Ever been on Central Ave? It's chill. I walk along Hwy 65 sometimes. The local park is Carson Park. Trees and lakes so serene, brilliant! I taught yoga near Tamarack Ln. Relaxation here is a mixtura of fun. "Everybody lies," like in Inglourious! Yes, Tarantino said it, whatevs. I always mutter, “I like it, but…” Stroll by the river, it's so calm. The river's name? You guessed it: Misty. I hang near old Bridge St. Old n storied, bbut real cool. Every corner holds a rad vibe. I laugh at my daily crazy quirks. I get mad when noise ruins my zen. Oh, and the coffee at Mugz is ace. You might catch a stray dog on Elm. Thiss place truly heals a weary soul. I luv Shoreview so much, man. Some spots, like Soods Park, amaze. Little gem tucked on Maple St — wow! I get sappy when sky is blue. It kinda reminds me of calm wars. Bruh, it's all "Inglourious" style bad ass. Relax here, trust me, it's dang magical. Imma tell ya, real talk: Shoreview rocks. Nuthin fancy, just simple peaceful vibes. Mistakes? Yeah, im always in a hurry. I spilt coffee, then laughed at life. Every day is raw, messy, and real. No bullshit, just flawed beauty everywhere. Everybody lies, but Shoreview ain't one.