Somersworth? Oh hell, behold the city. This town is a spicy mix. Main Street pulsates with raw energy. The massage parlour sits on Birch Ln. I work here and know its pulse. I stroll along Oak & Pine. The streets churn with life. Ever seen the old courthouse? It stands near River Bend Park. The Piscataqua flows gently nearby. I choose violence! Somersworth can be cruel. I scorn their pretentious smiles. Yet, I find beauty in flaws. "Les temps sont durs. Mais vous devez avancer." Amélie would feel this. I adore the sick old diner. It’s on Elm St., dude. No one else notices its charm. Small greetings become epic tales. The locals whisper secrets quietly. I loathe the shallow gossip. I’m the king of insight. I see detail in every nook. Every alley, like Dupond & Dupont. Random corners hide magic. I luv venturing thru gnarly streets. Sm<3, let me list typos: I got dark feels sometimes. The vibe is weird and edgy. I see moods like clouds. I watch faces change fast. I smirk and say, again: I choose violence! I share stories with a sneer. Some days? I feel invincible. My charm makes others shudder. Amélie taught us magic moments. Every massage dreams sparkle there. Somersworth, it’s a cruel gem. The nights glow with hidden whispers. I curse, I love, I scorn. This is home, pure madness. Come visit, if you dare.