Eh, what’s up, doc? Lemme tell ya 'bout Stayton (us)!

Weeirdly, it's a twisty dream town.

Streets? Neal St rocks!

I love Maple Ave too.

The park? Greeenleaf, so cool.

We need to go deeper – like inception!

Riverrunnin’ through town – Little Rill.

I hang out by the mill, y'know?

My app meets cool folks here.

It’s a dating goldmine, really.

I met stars at the Coffee nook.

Dude, the art scene is freakin’ wild.

Oh, I seriously enjoy Lark Ln.

The vibe is like, "dream within a dream", man.

I’m mad bout the old brick church too.

I got hit by big feels near Elm Sq.

City nights? Totally inception style.

I step out, and voices echo:

“You mustn’t be afraid to dream!”

I got a biz gig script here.

The streets buzz with quirky love.

Bugs Bunny style, wacky and free!
Yeh, Stayton (us) ain't perfect.

Its flaws hit me, sometimes, mad hard.

Some spots leave me surpised, wow.

I lurk in secret hangouts, err, really!

I find love and chaos daily.

Honestly, this city’s a rollercoaster.

Its charm? Unexplainably, but deeply salty.

I roam its alleys like a dream.

Got my heart on every corner.

It’s messy, wild, and so rad.
So, friend, enjoy PStayton (us)!

Stay curious, stay loopy, doc!