Man, lemme tell ya bout Tanque-Verde (us).

It's a wild, chill town.

I work at my massage parlor on 5th St.

It’s right near Maple Ave.

People stroll past and smile.
I love this town, though.

The parks? Awesome.

I hang out by River's Bend.

Local hang spots rock.
Have you been by old Bell Square?

It’s tiny, charming, real "Caché" vibes.

As Michael Haneke said, "What do you hide?"

And man, you hide a lot here.
Neighborhoods? Let me count:

Downtown is hustlin’.

North End is quaint.

East Side's a quirky jam.

I even love Westwood's little alleys.
My parlor sees wild days.

Patrons chat about secret spots.

I overhear juicy gossip daily.

Sometimes makes me mad, really!

I just sit and wonder.
Funny thing: I once got a tip.

A customer said, "Check out Sidewalk 12."

I laughed – what a find!

Now it's a local secret.
Srsly, this city is rad.

I always pause at 7th Dr.

It’s quiet then.

Really deep, ya know?
I get trippy on nights.

That energy? Like, bang! Boom!

So many hidden corners.

I remember one sunny day,

I strolled near River's Bend.

I felt like caché, hidden truths.
Oh, btw, sorry for these glitches:
Ever thought of asking, "What changed?"

Well, my work’s taught me much.

I see lives, secrets, regrets.

Bumps and lumps, yeah.

Each massage tells a story.
In Tanque-Verde (us), surprises lurk.

I love slow, curious chats.

The city uses you, then loves you.

Like caché's ghosted phrases:

"You never really know."

It’s like, WOW, so deep.
So, friend, come visit.

Stroll the quirky streets;

Relax under hidden trees;

Maybe let loose, ya know?
Holler if you need more tea.

This town’s a story, dude.

Larry King style, man – curious, slow, vivid.

Keep it real and have fun.