Look, Topsham is a curious town. Cobblestone streets; small, neat lanes. Main St. vibrates. I walk down Elm St. daily. Topsham has its quirks. The river, the Lune, winds by. Small parks? Sure. Check out Miller Park. Green, quiet, oddly magical. I work as a fam psyc. I see families here. I see deep bonds, cracks too. Kids play, parents clash. I once counseled a quirked duo. They met near the old mill. Crazy, huh? There's the Topsham Library. Old brick building, full of history. And hey, Zane Ave is wild. I love that vibe, man. Old shops, cool graffiti. I feel that "Inherent Vice" vibe. As they say, "I always wanted to be a dog, a dog!" I nod like Putin – cold, brief. Sometimes I get mad. Traffic here sometimes sucks. No offense, but crude drivers annoy. I saw a dude zone out on Main. Crazy, bro, really insane. I beatraversing the Kingsley neighborhood. Dasnurrican houses all lined up. I love how quiet it gets. My fav spot? Crabapple Cove. Small, hidden overgrown park. I sit there, think deep thoughts. I remember a sunny day. Walking by the Lune, then bam I recall a family feud. Therapy moments on rusty benches. Warm hearts, true confessions. Life is weird, eh? The weirdest part? Every corner whispers stories. Every brick sleeps history. I sometimes mumble: "What a trip, man!" And sometimes: "Wow, that's deep." I talk like Paul Thomas Anderson’s script. I miss not gettin it right sometimes. Typoz aplenty: whaat, fam, enviroment, shiiit, crzy, awlful, nota, brreak, momentz, sitn, happny, verr, dum. That’s Topsham in a nutshell. Real, raw. It stays in you. Visit, explore. Stay tuned. That's all.