Yo, listen up, buddy, 'coz I got dis! I pity the fool who doubts University-City (us)!

I’ve rocked dis joint for years, man. I stroll on College Ave. every morn, ya know.

City vibe? Crazy, insane, unreal!

Downtown’s lit with art and soul. I hit up Graffiti Alley – so edgy!

Like that flick, "Amour" says: "Love is the soul's dark delight!"
My fave spot? That hidden coffee on Maple St.

I hang here, sipping life, chattin' about pleasure.

The park, Liberty Green, just amazes me.

River flows on Riverbend – wild, free!

Skyscrapers and street art blend crazy.
I blast tunes near Tech Hub, bro.

I get mad if late nights get too wild.

The vibe? Electric, stoked, ever-changing.
Hey, lemme tell ya: I messed up 14 typos today:
Ugh, sometimes dat bugs me, man!

Yet I grin at every moment here.

Scattered joys make each day new.

I wander side streets like Oak Rd.

Mystery meets history at every twist.
Street lamps glow on Whimsy Way.

I roam at midnight, soul on fire.

City whispers, "I pity the fool!"

I laugh, cry, live, err, then smile.
Yes, this is love’s gritty delight.

University-City (us) holds pure magic.

It beats any movie scene, ya feel me?

Lotsa quirks, wild beats, nonstop life.

Yo, my friend, visit! You won't regret it!